Insult SMS

Someone misses you

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

I love your smile

Ultimate insult..
I Iove your smile becoz..
.
.
.
. 
My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'

International day for mentally disabled

Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done������

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Inspiration SMS

Little stones make big mountains

Little stones make big mountains.
Little steps can cover miles.
Little act of loving kindness give someone its biggest smiles.
Little words can smooth big troubles.
Little candle can bright the darkness.
Little memories last for years.
Little victories go for big success.
It’s the little things in life that brings the greatest happiness.
Hope your life is filled with little Blessings !!!

Golden words from shakespeare

Golden words from shakespeare:
“Go to help ur friend in problem without invitation…
&
don’t go to ur friend in happiness without invitation.

Every successful person has a painful story

Every successful person has a painful story &
Every painful story has a successful ending,
So, accept the pain & get ready for the success

Be careful on your first step

If the 1st-BUTTON of shirt is wrongly put,
all d others are surely wrong.
Always be Careful on your 1st STEP,
Others will theirself come CORRECT.

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Information SMS

My heart could:

My heart could feel you
My mind could imagine you
My eyes could see you
My breath could sense you
My silence could mean you
I knew I loved you
Even Before I met you!!

Some people……

Some people can not forget their first love;
others can not forget their last.
But the luckiest are those whose first love lasts.

To Love is a duty

To be with someone you love is an achievement.
To be with someone who Loves you is Life ...

Spend your entire Life

If anyone asks Me;
With Whom you like to
Spend your entire Life ?
My simple answer is:
Someone Who can Understand
That I am not Perfect!! 
but who is perfect?

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Independent Day SMS

Happy Independence Day

Other might have forgotten, 
But never can i, 
The Flag of my country furls very high.......

What is freedom!

It’s a way 
How Can u 
Talk freely 
Work freely and
Enjoy freely
Welcome to Independent Day

Independence Day…….

It’s a day 
Which remind us
The great sacrifice of 
The freedom Loving 
People..

Welcome to The Independence Day..

We storm 
We hurricane
We earthquake
Freedom is our destination.

Happy Independence Day

Free is a word of 
4 characters but
It’s significant 
Is a lot.

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Holy SMS

All the colors of life

May God gift you all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness,
colors of friendship, colors of love
and all other colors you
want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.

Ingredients of perfect Holi

Bright colors,
water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

Best wishes for holi

Best wishes to you for a
Holi filled with sweet moments
and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!

Happy bath anniversary

One day to go...
Holi aane mein...
happy bath anniversary
and
HAPPY HOLI to U...

Brightest 1 to wish u holi

If wishes come in rainbow colors
then I would send
the brightest one to say
Happy Holi.

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Hindi and Urdu SMS

ALL CARDS ACCEPTED

waiter: ur bill sir.
boy : take my card
waiter: but sir this is student card
boy: tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy
ALL CARDS ACCEPTED

Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun. 
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro. 
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

Main paper banany waly pe

sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha
Teacher: Paper main hath ki diagram ka koi question nhi
sardar:main paper banany waly pe lanat bhej rha hun..

Garmiya Aa Gyi Hen Apne

Garmiya Aa Gyi Hen Apne
Sar Par Gila or Thanda
Kapra Rakhna
Dimagh par Suraj Ki Aag
Mat Parhne Dena.
Q K
BHOOSA JALDI AAG PAKARTA
HAI.

Teri smile me kya chamak hy

Huda Faraz Ahmed Faraz SMS
FARAZ” ne larki ko dekh k arz kia, Teri smile me kya chamak hy,
Teri smile me..
Kya Chamak hy Larki smile kr k boli
bhaiya mere toothpaste me namak hy.

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Hindi New Year SMS

Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char

Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char 
Aa gale lag ja mere yaar,
Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ……
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013!

Mubarak ho aap ko 2013, 2012 k bad

Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad,
thori si hansi her baat ke baad,
usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2013, 2012 k baad.
Naya saal mubarak.
Naya saal mubarak

New hijri year. 1429 Mubarak 

New hijri year. 1429 Mubarak
Allah talah aap ko
hazaroon khushiyan ataa karay
aur aap per rehmatain nazil fermaye.
ameen.

New Year 2013 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME

Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2013 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME

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