Hindi and Urdu SMS

ALL CARDS ACCEPTED

waiter: ur bill sir.
boy : take my card
waiter: but sir this is student card
boy: tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy
ALL CARDS ACCEPTED

Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun. 
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro. 
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

Main paper banany waly pe

sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha
Teacher: Paper main hath ki diagram ka koi question nhi
sardar:main paper banany waly pe lanat bhej rha hun..

Garmiya Aa Gyi Hen Apne

Garmiya Aa Gyi Hen Apne
Sar Par Gila or Thanda
Kapra Rakhna
Dimagh par Suraj Ki Aag
Mat Parhne Dena.
Q K
BHOOSA JALDI AAG PAKARTA
HAI.

Teri smile me kya chamak hy

Huda Faraz Ahmed Faraz SMS
FARAZ” ne larki ko dekh k arz kia, Teri smile me kya chamak hy,
Teri smile me..
Kya Chamak hy Larki smile kr k boli
bhaiya mere toothpaste me namak hy.