Wise SMS

Be careful on your first step If the 1st-BUTTON of shirt is wrongly put, all d others are surely wrong. Always be Careful on your 1st STEP, Others will theirself come CORRECT. Don't spoil what you have Don't spoil what you have by desiring what you don't have . Bcoz . What you have now, is one of the many things you once prayed for..!! The pleasure of having a dream The pleasure of having a dream is that it is a fantasy. If it happens, it was never really a dream, it was destiny. Good morning Quote: "The minute you think of giving...

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Wife SMS

Wife is Kidny Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. A A successful man is one A successful man is one  Who makes more money  Than his wife can spend.  A successful woman is one  Who can find such a man ... A line on a Husband's T shirt A line written on a Husband's T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . OF THEM..: Wife: What is so interesting in me Wife: What is so interesting...

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Valentines Day SMS

Valentine’s Day Flirty Girl: Are You Single? Boy: No, I’m Plural. Girl: No, No, I mean, are you free on 14th Feb? Boy: No, actually I’m very expensive, You cant afford me. Happy Anti-Valentine’s Day Touchy Words of Valentines Day Lets these words not only touch your eyes, let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine. Be My Valentine Lovely Moments of Valentines Day Lovely Moments of Valentines Day 24hrs make a lovely day, 7  days make a lovely week, 52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like you will make my life lovely. Happy...

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Thinking of u SMS

Som1 Remembers Som1 Remembrs, Somebody Cares. Your name is Whispered in som1's Prayers. Keep the Bright Hope of Sunshine in View. Som1 is Warmly THINKING of U.. Time n distance Time n distance can keep us apart, But we r always heart to heart, No matter its night or day, U r just a thought away. I do not think much I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I think, I think of you! . All The TIme Good time, Bad time, Night time, Day time, Work time, Off time, Sad time, Happy time, In the mean time I'm thinking of you all the...

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Thank You SMS

I Thank U Bcoz I thank u Bcoz u Listen when I speak & U love me 4 who I am. I will thank u every day of My Life Boos Ur 1 of My Life's greatest gifts! Kindly Observe SILENCE For Two Minutes Gud Morning… Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks Sometimes Sometimes, life gets so busy that we could not find time to say " Thank you" to someone who has been so nice and wonderful. "Thank you!" Thank You 4 All U Do Thank you 4 all u do.  U r a true...

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Tears SMS

may b I am wrong but…… may b I am wrong but the Person who Loves U, will Fight wid U more but if U drop a tear he will Fight the worLd to Stop Ur tears&hellip he will Fight the worLd to Stop Ur tears… "The MOST CRICTICAL MOMeNT IN LIFE" when someone very special hurt u so deeply, lots of tears in ur eyes. and ask,"WhaT HApPeNeD"? but u just reply, "NOTHING When A Person Cries… When A Person Cries Due To Happyness The 1st Drop Of Tears Comes From The Right Eye. But When It 1st Comes Frm The Left, Its Pain I wish my eyes... I wish...

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Sorry SMS

I know I've hurt you… I know I’ve hurt you… I didn’t mean to. I am soooooooooo sorry… Please forgive me! Please forgive me! Wish I could turn back the time and make things right… Please forgive me! As I feel the tear go down my cheek As I feel the tear go down my cheek, I notice that my heart is weak, For the love I have for you, Will always be gold and true, I have made some mistakes,  they rest in the past, How can I begin 2 say I`m sorry How can I begin 2 say I`m sorry. I dint mean 2 upset u. I hope tht u can 4gve me Between...

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Smile SMS

She will visit u very soon Today she was asking me your details. I gave her your cell number. I hope she will be visiting u very soon. Her name is - - - - - * SMILE * Doctor’s prescription 4 u Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? A sms when u r free. Smile, my heart smile Smile, my heart, smile. Your smile means so much to me, Your smile feeds my reality within, Your smile liberates me from world-clamour and world-din. Smile, my heart, smile. Keep...

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Short SMS

My love covers u like warm blanket If you are cold at night, let the promise of my love cover you like a 'warm blanket' Good FRIENDS are hard to find Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. Friendship Friendship Must Never Be Buried Under The Weight Of Misunderstanding Time to improve yourself "Give So Much Time To Improve Yourself That You Have No Time To Criticise Others". Invisible miracl To Love Someone Is To See A Miracle Invisible To Othe...

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Sad SMS

Once you've been hurt Once you've been hurt, you are so scared to get attached again. You have a fear that every person is going to break your heart. I'm still in love The hours turned to days, days to weeks, and weeks to months. Nothing has changed, I'm still in love and you're still gone. A Complicated Thought A Complicated Thought: The saddest things in life r to remember d happiest moments of d past which seems unlikely 2 happen again in lyf time! Anything..u interpret to a lie I really dont know what to say Nothing I guess Because...

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Riddle SMS

4___4___4___4 = 20 4___4___4___4 = 20 Use +, -, /, * To Solve It. It’s A Challenge… The Answer. answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20 If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be? If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be? -ID -Money -Picture -Credit card -Coins -Calling card -Letter? ?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must! Solve This Geographical Riddle Solve this geographical riddle. I am the first on earth, The second in heaven, I appear two times in a week, You can only see me once in a year although i am in the middle...

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Rakhi SMS

I have no heart and u have I have no heart and u have two and that is true, But now it has gone from me to you, So care for it just like I do, Cause I have no heart and you have tw Close to my heart Sometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart!!! You Know Why? Because..... You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES. I love my life when U are in it I love my eyes when U look into them, I love my name when U say it, I love my heart when U love it, I love my life when U are in it. It�€��s me who live for you This is a moon which...

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Rainy Day SMS

How much I miss you If u wanna know how much i miss u, Try to catch rain drops, The ones u catch is how much u miss me, And the other u miss is how much i miss. How can U tell the rain not 2 fall How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist. Rain rain go away Rain rain go away , come again another day i sung this poem yesterday that's y rain come today Everyone wants happiness EveryOne wants happiness, No one needs pain, But...

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Politics SMS

Any party which takes credit for the .. Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. -Dwight Morrow Honesty in politics is much like oxygen Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes. In politics In politics,  ur enemies cannot hurt u, In politics, your enemies cant hurt you, but your friends will kill you. I don't make jokes I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the fact...

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Poetry SMS

One Song Can Spark a Moment One SONG Can Spark A Moment One FLOWER Can Wake The Dream One TREE Can Start A Forest One BIRD Can Herald Spring One SMILE Begins A Friendship One HANDCLASP Lifts A Soul One STAR Can Guide A Ship At Sea One WORD Can Frame The Goal One VOTE Can Change A Nation One SUNBEAM Lights A Room One CANDLE Wipes Out Darkness One LAUGH Will Conquer Gloom One STEP Must Start Each Journey One WORD Must Start A Prayer One HOPE Will Raise Our Spirits One TOUCH Can Show You Care One VOICE Can Speak With Wisdom One HEART Can Know...

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New Year SMS

Wishing you a fabulous 2013 Wishing you a fabulous 2013 with full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR! Happy New Year 2 u & ur loved ones May this new year bring many opportunities to your way, to explore every joy of life & may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements. Happy New Year to you & your loved ones. Happy New Year 2013 Like birds, let us, leave behind what we dont need...

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Naughty SMS

Today its cool to….. Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you my friend will be THE MAN!! Wat's the diff between pulling Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, It means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins.. In a party a lady wanted In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty U show first. Bike and girls: Boy: “I...

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Motivational SMS

your own resolution to succeed Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing. (Abraham Lincoln) Imagination is more important than knowledge Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. (Albert Einstein) Become victim or victorious Every test in our life makes us bitter or better, Every problem comes to make us or break us, Choice is our whether we become victim or victorious..!! 7 Secrets of success 7 Secrets of success I found the...

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Mother's Day SMS

Love u mother Mother is the biggest gift of god to all human being Believe it or not she is the real queen she protect her child and not mean Love u a lot mom Happy Mother's Day means more than flowers Happy Mother's Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day! I LOVE YOUUUUU I love you And care for you Very much My Adorable Nice Always Loving Mom! Wish u a very happy mothers day Mom makes me feel safe & calm I luv u mom having u makes me feel...

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Mix SMS

World Population ranking as per current Census: . 1. CHINA . 2. INDIA . . 3. FACEBOOK A lady broke the traffic signal... Police :- Stop!! Lady :- Plz let me go. I'm a teacher. Police :- Aah,I've waited for this moment all my life. Now write... "I'll never break signal" 100 times ... HEIGHT OF EDUCATION A policeman saw a teenage boy crying He asked him: Whats the matter, boy? Boy: "MATTER" is anything that occupies space & has mass. A Banker confused About Maths asks his lady Secretary: "If i give U 3 million deducting 17% how...

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Miss You SMS

My heart will never forget you If the days won’t allow us to see each other, memories will, and if my eyes can’t see you, my heart will never forget you. A thousand things in between us A thousand things in between us.. Low Battery, Busy Network, No Coverage, No Time, Heavy Work. But still, when the Mobile Beeps, I think of U.. U May Be Busy U May Be Busy, U May Be Engaged With Lots Of Works. Bt U Hav 1440 Mins Per Day. Atleast For 1 min Think That A Sweet Friend Of Ur 's Is Waiting 4Ur SMS. Missing u How much I miss you If u wanna know...

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Misc SMS

He is the only 1 who earns Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS. Friend: 4th? Man: He didn't study & became a barber. Friend: Y don't u throw him out? Man: y should i? He's the only 1 who earns! Money is just a piece of paper I met money 1 day I said: U r just a piece of paper. Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper, but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life. Life is strange... Life is strange .. .. SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms, VEGETABLES we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths, And a PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE...

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Marriage SMS

Why do we all marry? Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. Buying a diamond ring for wife Wife : I saw in my dream that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me . . . Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill The Equation of Marriage The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance! A...

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Love SMS

Love is a divine feeling Love is a divine feeling But when u lost love u r lost love is the strongest intangible thing A weapon that makes u strong and can hurt more than a bullet Y do I love u? Why Do I Love You ??? Because You Are And Always Have Been My DREAM ... Love begins with a smile Love begins with a smile Grows with a kiss And Ends with a teardrop Without communication, respect, & trust Without Communication There is no Relationship; Without Respect There is no Love; Without Trust There is no Reason to Continue....

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Love Quotes SMS

No fear in love There is no fear in Love, if the Love is real and perfect it overshadows all fears and Concern. Love is not what you can receive it's all about what you can give. Dont believe too much in love IF U FALLIN RIVER THERE IS A BOAT , IF U FALL IN WELL THERE IS ROPE , BUT IF U FALL IN LOVE THERE IS NO HOPE To love and be loved There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. GEORGE SAND 1 Lovely quote: We always love our love cause our love always loves what we love to love & ur love loves the way you love...

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Long Life SMS

To have a lovely life To have a lovely life; Either, one must have a True Lover Greater than All Friends,  Or, One must have a True Friend who Really Cares, More than a Lover... One simple tip to stay happy One simple tip to stay happy Never think about the third person and Never think what the third person thinks about you Enjoy the life. ! Life with FRIENDS is Most Wonderful "Tears of EYES are Valuable" "Speech of LIPS are Powerful" "Heart With LOVE is Beautiful" "Life with FRIENDS is Most Wonderful".. !!  Sit 'n Cry for...

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Kiss SMS

Meaning of kisses Different types of kisses and their meaning Kiss On The Forehead ->"Forever you Will Be Mine" Kiss On The Ear ->"I'm romantic" Kiss On The Cheek ->"We're Friends" Kiss On The Hand ->"I Adore You" Kiss On The Neck ->"We Belong Together" Kiss On The Shoulder ->"I Want You" Kiss On The Lips ->"I Love You" OR"I Want You" What kisses mean? What kisses mean! KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=.... lets not get carried away! What...

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Islamic SMS

ISLAM stands for "ISLAM" stands for: I Shall Love Always Muhammad (S.A.W) Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts. Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH Significance's of the prayers Significances of the prayers. Fajar - increases the complexion or noor, Zohar - increases...

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Insult SMS

Someone misses you SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.. I love your smile Ultimate insult.. I Iove your smile becoz.. . . . .  My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D' International day for mentally disabled Today is an international day for the mentally disabled . Please send an encouraging sms...

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Inspiration SMS

Little stones make big mountains Little stones make big mountains. Little steps can cover miles. Little act of loving kindness give someone its biggest smiles. Little words can smooth big troubles. Little candle can bright the darkness. Little memories last for years. Little victories go for big success. It’s the little things in life that brings the greatest happiness. Hope your life is filled with little Blessings !!! Golden words from shakespeare Golden words from shakespeare: “Go to help ur friend in problem without invitation… & don’t...

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