Wise SMS

Be careful on your first step

If the 1st-BUTTON of shirt is wrongly put,
all d others are surely wrong.
Always be Careful on your 1st STEP,
Others will theirself come CORRECT.

Don't spoil what you have

Don't spoil what you have
by desiring what you don't have .
Bcoz
.
What you have now,
is one of the many things you once prayed for..!!

The pleasure of having a dream

The pleasure of having a dream is that it is a fantasy.
If it happens, it was never really a dream, it was destiny.

Good morning Quote:

"The minute you think of giving up any relation,
think of the reason why you held it so long"
Good morning and have a nice day.

Never be proud . . .!

Never b Proud,
For what u r & the Position u hold,
Bcoz after a Game of Chess,
the King & the Soldiers
go into the same box..!

A man who is not

A man who is not beautiful at the age of 20 is never beautiful

A man who is not strong at the age of 30 is never strong

A man who is not wise at the age of 40 is never wise

-- Nepolian

Never too late 2 change

Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?

Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.

Husband:Wait a second

Casual within the relation

u can be casual within the relation,

but never be casual for the relation.

Erasers are for people who make errors

Erasers are for people who make errors.

But a better saying:

Erasers are for people willing to correct their mistakes.

Take risks in your life

Take risks in your life

If you win, you can lead!

If you lose, You can Guide!

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Wife SMS

Wife is Kidny

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

A A successful man is one

A successful man is one 
Who makes more money 
Than his wife can spend. 
A successful woman is one 
Who can find such a man ...

A line on a Husband's T shirt

A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
.
.
OF THEM..:

Wife: What is so interesting in me

Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

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Valentines Day SMS

Valentine’s Day Flirty

Girl: Are You Single?
Boy: No, I’m Plural.
Girl: No, No, I mean, are you free on 14th Feb?
Boy: No, actually I’m very expensive,
You cant afford me.
Happy Anti-Valentine’s Day

Touchy Words of Valentines Day

Lets these words not only touch your eyes,
let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine.
Be My Valentine

Lovely Moments of Valentines Day

Lovely Moments of Valentines Day 24hrs make a lovely day,
7  days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year
& knowing a person like you will make my life lovely.
Happy Valentines Day

Lovely Valentine Hearts

It is a nice feeling in the world That when someone you love,
loves you in return.
So when you know the one you love has feelings for you,
Never let them go because it is very difficult to find 2 hearts that beat as
1. Happy Valentine’s Day

Makes Me Feel Love

You are always in my heart,
here, there and everywhere… 
There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way. 
Be My Valentine

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Thinking of u SMS

Som1 Remembers

Som1 Remembrs,
Somebody Cares.
Your name is Whispered in som1's Prayers.
Keep the Bright Hope of Sunshine in View.
Som1 is Warmly THINKING of U..

Time n distance

Time n distance can keep us apart,
But we r always heart to heart,
No matter its night or day,
U r just a thought away.

I do not think much

I do not think much,
I do not think often,
but when I think,
I think of you! .

All The TIme

Good time, Bad time,
Night time,
Day time, Work time,
Off time,
Sad time, Happy time,
In the mean time I'm thinking of you all the time.

If a smile reaches

If a smile reaches ur lips.
A perfect smile dat u perhaps u can't explain.
Remember dat in dat moment,
I'm thinkin of u & smiling too.

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Thank You SMS

I Thank U Bcoz

I thank u Bcoz u Listen when I speak &
U love me 4 who I am.
I will thank u every day of My Life Boos Ur 1 of My Life's greatest gifts!

Kindly Observe SILENCE For Two Minutes

Gud Morning…
Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes
who died last night after sucking ur blood.
Thanks

Sometimes

Sometimes, life gets so busy that we could not find time to say "
Thank you" to someone who has been so nice and wonderful.
"Thank you!"

Thank You 4 All U Do

Thank you 4 all u do. 
U r a true friend &
I could not ask 4 any thing more.
I admire ur thoughtfulness 4 this gift & wish u da best.

Space Seems Lik An Empty Word

Space seems lik an empty word, 
but its full of 
[s]pecial 
[p]eople 
[a]round 
[c]aring 
[e]ndlessly. 
Thank u 4 being a part of my SPACE.

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Tears SMS

may b I am wrong but……

may b I am wrong but the Person who Loves U,
will Fight wid
U more
but
if
U drop a tear

he will Fight the worLd to Stop Ur tears&hellip

he will Fight the worLd to Stop Ur tears…
"The MOST CRICTICAL MOMeNT IN LIFE"
when someone very special hurt u so deeply,
lots of tears in ur eyes.
and ask,"WhaT HApPeNeD"?
but u just reply,
"NOTHING

When A Person Cries…

When A Person Cries Due To Happyness
The 1st Drop Of Tears Comes From The Right Eye. But
When It 1st Comes Frm The Left,
Its Pain

I wish my eyes...

I wish my eyes could
Speak what my heart
Feels for you,
Cause
My lips can lie on what
Is true, but
My eyes couldn’t
Cause
Even if i close them
I could still see you

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Sorry SMS

I know I've hurt you…

I know I’ve hurt you…
I didn’t mean to.
I am soooooooooo sorry…
Please forgive me!

Please forgive me!

Wish I could turn back the time
and make things right…
Please forgive me!

As I feel the tear go down my cheek

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, 
they rest in the past,

How can I begin 2 say I`m sorry

How can I begin 2 say I`m sorry.
I dint mean 2 upset u.
I hope tht u can 4gve me

Between us

I Don’t Know
How To Make Things Better Between Us
I Can Start By Saying
I’m Sorry
I Am Really 
SORRY!!!!!!!!!!
SORRY!!!!!!!!!!

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Smile SMS

She will visit u very soon

Today she was asking me your details.
I gave her your cell number.
I hope she will be visiting u very soon.
Her name is
-
-
-
-
-
* SMILE *

Doctor’s prescription 4 u

Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee?
A sms when u r free.

Smile, my heart smile

Smile, my heart, smile.
Your smile means so much to me,
Your smile feeds my reality within,
Your smile liberates me from world-clamour and
world-din.
Smile, my heart, smile.

Keep smiling all the day

A smile is the lighting system of face
Heating system of heart
Cooling system of head
So keep smiling all the day

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Short SMS

My love covers u like warm blanket

If you are cold at night,
let the promise of my
love cover you like a
'warm blanket'

Good FRIENDS are hard to find

Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.

Friendship

Friendship
Must Never Be Buried
Under The Weight Of
Misunderstanding

Time to improve yourself

"Give So Much Time
To Improve Yourself
That You Have No Time
To Criticise Others".

Invisible miracl

To Love
Someone Is To See
A Miracle Invisible To Others

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Sad SMS

Once you've been hurt

Once you've been hurt,
you are so scared to get attached again.
You have a fear that
every person is going to break your heart.

I'm still in love

The hours turned to days,
days to weeks,
and weeks to months.
Nothing has changed,
I'm still in love
and
you're still gone.

A Complicated Thought

A Complicated Thought:
The saddest things in life r
to remember d happiest moments
of d past which
seems unlikely 2 happen again in lyf time!

Anything..u interpret to a lie

I really dont know what to say
Nothing I guess
Because anything that comes out of my mind,
you interpret to a lie

Forget Life lived before

True Lines:-
We can forget the life which we lived before,
But it is very painful to forget the life
which we were dreaming to live.! :(

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Riddle SMS

4___4___4___4 = 20

4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It’s A Challenge…
The Answer.
answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20

If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?

If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?
-ID
-Money
-Picture
-Credit card
-Coins
-Calling card
-Letter?
?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must!

Solve This Geographical Riddle

Solve this geographical riddle.
I am the first on earth,
The second in heaven,
I appear two times in a week,
You can only see me once in a year although i am in the middle of the sea,
What am i?
Your iq test.

Answer is : " e "

A woman shoots her husband

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

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Rakhi SMS

I have no heart and u have

I have no heart and u have two
and that is true,
But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
Cause I have no heart and you have tw

Close to my heart

Sometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?
Because.....
You Always Remain close to my HEART
n far from my EYES.

I love my life when U are in it

I love my eyes when U look into them,
I love my name when U say it,
I love my heart when U love it,
I love my life when U are in it.

It�€��s me who live for you

This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here, Its me who live for you.

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Rainy Day SMS

How much I miss you

If u wanna know how much i miss u,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
And the other u miss is how much i miss.

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall
when clouds exist?
How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall
when wind exist?
How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.

Rain rain go away

Rain rain go away , come again another day
i sung this poem yesterday
that's y rain come today

Everyone wants happiness

EveryOne wants happiness,
No one needs pain,
But its not possible to get a rainbow
Without a little rain :)

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Politics SMS

Any party which takes credit for the ..

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

In politics

In politics, 
ur enemies cannot hurt u,
In politics,
your enemies cant hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

I don't make jokes

I dont make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

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Poetry SMS

One Song Can Spark a Moment

One SONG Can Spark A Moment
One FLOWER Can Wake The Dream
One TREE Can Start A Forest
One BIRD Can Herald Spring
One SMILE Begins A Friendship
One HANDCLASP Lifts A Soul
One STAR Can Guide A Ship At Sea
One WORD Can Frame The Goal
One VOTE Can Change A Nation
One SUNBEAM Lights A Room
One CANDLE Wipes Out Darkness
One LAUGH Will Conquer Gloom
One STEP Must Start Each Journey
One WORD Must Start A Prayer
One HOPE Will Raise Our Spirits
One TOUCH Can Show You Care
One VOICE Can Speak With Wisdom
One HEART Can Know What Is True

You r d Beloved Princess

You R D Reason For My Life,
You R D Beloved Princess,
You R My Poetry……
You R In My Happy Memories….???
You R D One Everywhere I See……. 
My Every Single Beat Of My Heart….Is Just For You.. ?
Every Breath I Inhale…..Is Just For You.. ?
My Every Song,Every Word……Is Just For You..?
I Pray For You….& I Care For You..?
I Live For You…& I Love For You…..? 
~ All This Is Coz I Love So Much ~
In Every Way You R So Special To Me ..
Love You Like Anything……

Tears Fell Down My Face Like The Rain

The Tears Fell Down My Face Like The Rain. 
You Reached Up And Wiped Those Tears Away. 
You Told Me I Shouldn’t Waste My Tears Over An Ordinary Gurl . 
I Whispered Back “Your Not Ordinary, Your Extraordinary.” ?

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New Year SMS

Wishing you a fabulous 2013

Wishing you a fabulous 2013
with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting
to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Happy New Year 2 u & ur loved ones

May this new year bring many opportunities to your way,
to explore every joy of life
&
may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm,
turning all your dreams into reality
and all your efforts into great achievements.
Happy New Year to you & your loved ones.

Happy New Year 2013

Like birds, let us,
leave behind what we dont need to carry,
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013

Keep the smile

Keep the smile,
leave the tear,
Think of joy,
forget the fear,
Hold the laugh,
leave the pain,
Be joyous ,
Coz its new year!
HAPPY NEW YEAR

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Naughty SMS

Today its cool to…..

Today its cool to have small cars and
small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.
Then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

Wat's the diff between pulling

Wat's the diff between pulling a
curtain and a panty?
ANS: When U pull a curtain,
It means tat the show is over but
when u pull a panty the show begins..

In a party a lady wanted

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
U show first.

Bike and girls:

Boy:
“I like the s0ft thing behind ur BRA“
Girl:
“What“ Boy:
“Ur Heart“
Girl:
“I Love the Big thing btween ur 2 legs“ 
Boy:
“Wat“
Girl:
“Ur Bike“ ;->

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Motivational SMS

your own resolution to succeed

Always bear in mind that
your own resolution to succeed
is more important than any one thing.
(Abraham Lincoln)

Imagination is more important than knowledge

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Knowledge is limited.
Imagination encircles the world.
(Albert Einstein)

Become victim or victorious

Every test in our life
makes us bitter or better,
Every problem comes
to make us or break us,
Choice is our whether
we become victim or victorious..!!

7 Secrets of success

7 Secrets of success
I found the answer in my room.
Roof said: Aim high
Fan said: Be cool
Clock said: Every minute is precious
Mirro said: Reflect before you act
Window said: See the world
Calendar said: Be up-to-date
Door said: Push hard to achieve your goals.

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Mother's Day SMS

Love u mother

Mother is the biggest gift of god
to all human being
Believe it or not she is the real queen
she protect her child and not mean
Love u a lot mom

Happy Mother's Day means more than flowers

Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!

I LOVE YOUUUUU

I love you
And care for you
Very much
My
Adorable
Nice
Always
Loving
Mom!
Wish u a very happy mothers day

Mom makes me feel safe & calm

I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

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Mix SMS

World Population ranking as per current Census:

.

1. CHINA

.

2. INDIA

.

.

3. FACEBOOK

A lady broke the traffic signal...

Police :- Stop!!
Lady :- Plz let me go. I'm a teacher.
Police :- Aah,I've waited for this moment all my life.
Now write... "I'll never break signal" 100 times ...

HEIGHT OF EDUCATION

A policeman saw a teenage boy crying
He asked him: Whats the matter, boy?
Boy: "MATTER" is anything that occupies space & has mass.

A Banker confused About Maths asks his lady Secretary:

"If i give U 3 million deducting 17% how much wud u take off?"

Secretary: "Every thing SIR, even my shoes"

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Miss You SMS

My heart will never forget you

If the days won’t allow us to
see each other, memories will,
and if my eyes can’t see you,
my heart will never forget you.

A thousand things in between us

A thousand things in between us..
Low Battery,
Busy Network,
No Coverage,
No Time,
Heavy Work.
But still, when the Mobile Beeps,
I think of U..

U May Be Busy

U May Be Busy,
U May Be Engaged
With Lots Of Works.
Bt U Hav 1440 Mins Per Day.
Atleast For 1 min
Think That A Sweet Friend Of Ur 's
Is Waiting 4Ur SMS.
Missing u

How much I miss you

If u wanna know how much i miss u,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
And the other u miss is how much i miss.

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Misc SMS

He is the only 1 who earns

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS.
Friend: 4th? Man:
He didn't study & became a barber.
Friend: Y don't u throw him out?
Man: y should i?
He's the only 1 who earns!

Money is just a piece of paper

I met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.
Money smiled & said,
ofcourse Im a piece of paper,
but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.

Life is strange...

Life is strange .. ..
SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms,
VEGETABLES we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths,
And a PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE . . . :-)

Girl's best asset

...
A
girl's
best
asset
is
her
'Lie'Ability"

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Marriage SMS

Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

Buying a diamond ring for wife

Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
.
.
.
Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill

The Equation of Marriage

The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!

A successful man / woman

A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.

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Love SMS

Love is a divine feeling

Love is a divine feeling
But when u lost love u r lost
love is the strongest intangible thing
A weapon that makes u strong
and
can hurt more than a bullet

Y do I love u?

Why Do I Love You ???
Because
You Are
And
Always Have Been
My DREAM ...

Love begins with a smile

Love begins with a smile
Grows with a kiss
And
Ends with a teardrop

Without communication, respect, & trust

Without Communication
There is no Relationship;
Without Respect
There is no Love;
Without Trust
There is no Reason to Continue..!

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Love Quotes SMS

No fear in love

There is no fear in Love,
if the Love is real and perfect it overshadows all fears and Concern.
Love is not what you can receive
it's all about what you can give.

Dont believe too much in love

IF U FALLIN RIVER THERE IS A BOAT ,
IF U FALL IN WELL THERE IS ROPE ,
BUT IF U FALL IN LOVE THERE IS NO HOPE

To love and be loved

There is only one
happiness in life,
to love
and be loved.
GEORGE SAND

1 Lovely quote:

We always love our love cause
our love always loves
what we love to love &
ur love loves the way
you love ur love.
so keep loving.

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Long Life SMS

To have a lovely life

To have a lovely life;
Either, one must have a True Lover Greater than All Friends, 
Or, One must have a True Friend who Really Cares,
More than a Lover...

One simple tip to stay happy

One simple tip to stay happy
Never think about the third person
and
Never think what the third person thinks about you
Enjoy the life. !

Life with FRIENDS is Most Wonderful

"Tears of EYES are Valuable"
"Speech of LIPS are Powerful"
"Heart With LOVE is Beautiful"
"Life with FRIENDS is Most Wonderful".. !! 

Sit 'n Cry for the whole day

Sit 'n Cry for the whole day
'n Nobody shows intrest to know whats wrong,
But
Sit 'n Smile seeing a Msg on your phone
'n the whole damn world wants to know
Whose on the other side.. !!

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Kiss SMS

Meaning of kisses

Different types of kisses and their meaning
Kiss On The Forehead ->"Forever you Will Be Mine"
Kiss On The Ear ->"I'm romantic"
Kiss On The Cheek ->"We're Friends"
Kiss On The Hand ->"I Adore You"
Kiss On The Neck ->"We Belong Together"
Kiss On The Shoulder ->"I Want You"
Kiss On The Lips ->"I Love You" OR"I Want You"

What kisses mean?

What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=....
lets not get carried away!

What kisses mean?

What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=....
lets not get carried away!

Love is blind

Love is blind
Be very kind
When I kiss you
Please don't mind

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Islamic SMS

ISLAM stands for

"ISLAM" stands for:
I
Shall
Love
Always
Muhammad (S.A.W)

Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies

Verily, Allah does not look towards
your bodies nor towards your appearances.
But, he looks towards your hearts.

Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH

Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH

Significance's of the prayers

Significances of the prayers.
Fajar - increases the complexion or noor,
Zohar - increases Income,
Asar - Improves health,
Maghrib - good future 4 u r children,
Esha - peaceful sleep.

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Insult SMS

Someone misses you

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

I love your smile

Ultimate insult..
I Iove your smile becoz..
.
.
.
. 
My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'

International day for mentally disabled

Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done������

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Inspiration SMS

Little stones make big mountains

Little stones make big mountains.
Little steps can cover miles.
Little act of loving kindness give someone its biggest smiles.
Little words can smooth big troubles.
Little candle can bright the darkness.
Little memories last for years.
Little victories go for big success.
It’s the little things in life that brings the greatest happiness.
Hope your life is filled with little Blessings !!!

Golden words from shakespeare

Golden words from shakespeare:
“Go to help ur friend in problem without invitation…
&
don’t go to ur friend in happiness without invitation.

Every successful person has a painful story

Every successful person has a painful story &
Every painful story has a successful ending,
So, accept the pain & get ready for the success

Be careful on your first step

If the 1st-BUTTON of shirt is wrongly put,
all d others are surely wrong.
Always be Careful on your 1st STEP,
Others will theirself come CORRECT.

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