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World Population ranking as per current Census:

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1. CHINA

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2. INDIA

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3. FACEBOOK

A lady broke the traffic signal...

Police :- Stop!!
Lady :- Plz let me go. I'm a teacher.
Police :- Aah,I've waited for this moment all my life.
Now write... "I'll never break signal" 100 times ...

HEIGHT OF EDUCATION

A policeman saw a teenage boy crying
He asked him: Whats the matter, boy?
Boy: "MATTER" is anything that occupies space & has mass.

A Banker confused About Maths asks his lady Secretary:

"If i give U 3 million deducting 17% how much wud u take off?"

Secretary: "Every thing SIR, even my shoes"