Naughty SMS

Today its cool to…..

Today its cool to have small cars and
small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.
Then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

Wat's the diff between pulling

Wat's the diff between pulling a
curtain and a panty?
ANS: When U pull a curtain,
It means tat the show is over but
when u pull a panty the show begins..

In a party a lady wanted

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
U show first.

Bike and girls:

Boy:
“I like the s0ft thing behind ur BRA“
Girl:
“What“ Boy:
“Ur Heart“
Girl:
“I Love the Big thing btween ur 2 legs“ 
Boy:
“Wat“
Girl:
“Ur Bike“ ;->