Double Meaning SMS

An Egyptian girl asked an Indian boy

�An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?
The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID.
I will make u MUMMY.�

What is BULL RIDING in sex?

What is BULL RIDING in sex?
TRY THIS:
Get on Top of Ur Girl While doing with her..
Whisper another girl’s name gently!
Then see how long u can stay on top??

Men sure have Double Standards

Men sure have Double Standards:
Hate Cats
But Love PUSSY
Hate Donkeys
But Love ASS
Eat Chicken
But Saves His COCK
Hate Dogs
But Enjoy Their Style!!

With just a Single kiss on the Lips for 30sec

With just a Single kiss on the Lips for 30sec,
she Got Pregnant..!
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Who is she?
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Balloon.