He is the only 1 who earnsMan: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS.
Friend: 4th? Man:
He didn't study & became a barber.
Friend: Y don't u throw him out?
Man: y should i?
He's the only 1 who earns!
Money is just a piece of paperI met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.
Money smiled & said,
ofcourse Im a piece of paper,
but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.
Life is strange...Life is strange .. ..
SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms,
VEGETABLES we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths,
And a PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE . . . :-)
Girl's best asset...