Thursday, October 25, 2012

Marriage SMS


Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

Buying a diamond ring for wife

Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
.
.
.
Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill

The Equation of Marriage

The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!

A successful man / woman

A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.

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