My heart is a mobile & u r..Girl : How much do you love me?
Boy : My heart is a mobile and
you are its SIM
Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P
A boy came running in the kitchenA boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
A successful man / womanA successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.
A perfect girl ...A perfect girl
Doesn't flirt with others,
Doesn't exists :p