Thursday, October 25, 2012

Funny SMS

My heart is a mobile & u r..

Girl : How much do you love me?
Boy : My heart is a mobile and
you are its SIM
Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..

She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

A boy came running in the kitchen

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

A successful man / woman

A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.

A perfect girl ...

A perfect girl
Doesn't bother,
Doesn't shout,
Doesn't flirt with others,
Doesn't lies,
Doesn't cheat,

Doesn't exists :p


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