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A lady broke the traffic signal...Police :- Stop!!
Lady :- Plz let me go. I'm a teacher.
Police :- Aah,I've waited for this moment all my life.
Now write... "I'll never break signal" 100 times ...
HEIGHT OF EDUCATIONA policeman saw a teenage boy crying
He asked him: Whats the matter, boy?
Boy: "MATTER" is anything that occupies space & has mass.
A Banker confused About Maths asks his lady Secretary:"If i give U 3 million deducting 17% how much wud u take off?"
Secretary: "Every thing SIR, even my shoes"